leviathans-in-the-tardis:

crime-andpunishment:

starkky:

are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

The colour was named after the fruit. Before that, people would just use the colour red to describe something that we consider orange now. It’s why we call gingers red-heads and why robins are red breasted, when really they’re an orange colour.

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For you, I’d wait ‘til kingdom come.
Until my day, my day is done.
And say you’ll come, and set me free,
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me.

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Survival isn’t enough. You have to  l i v e.

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Conceal it, don’t feel it; don’t let it show

  1. Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  2. Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  3. Guy: Well...yeah.
  4. Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

I’m a peace-loving pacifist, kind of little yoga lady and I tend to smile and laugh a lot.

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around